Pour Decisions

Turn your heartache into happy hour with 100 cocktails that capture the highs, lows, and total disasters of your dating history. No ugly crying required!

Toast every romantic misstep, ex-induced cringe, and unapologetic bad decision in your dating life with 100 hilariously fun cocktails. Whether you’re crying over Red Flags or toasting to Death of a Relationship, this book has the perfect drink to match your mood. Finally blocked that toxic ex? Celebrate with Gaslighter’s Gin Fizz. And for those “why-did-I-ever-text-him-back” moments, put down that phone and relax with Ex on the Beach.

Inside you’ll find:

• The Love Bomb
• The Cheater Rita
• Petty Colada
• Ghosted Gimlet
• Cosmopoli-Toxic
• Mai Tai Me Down
• And more!

Host an ex-themed cocktail party, commiserate with your fellow romantically-challenged friends, or cozy up for a solo night of laughing over your relationship regrets—one delicious drink at a time. Your exes may not have been worth it, but these cocktails definitely are. Cheers to lessons learned, moving on, and better times ahead!