Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig

We love Pig, but Pig loves Farmer. After all, Farmer gives Pig yummyslops and special back scratches, and calls him Sausage and seemsto love him more, the fatter he gets. Just as well Pig doesn'tspeak any Farmer. But Duck does (Duck's clever like that), andhe's determined his best friend should know the truth.